Sandy Creek Baptist Association
Sunday, May 19, 2013
Working Together for Jesus
A Time to Laugh and Learn
CHILDREN AND THE CHURCH
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an
answer so quickly. "How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said.
"All you have to do is add it up, like the preacher said:
4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly
announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister When I grow up." "That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"
"Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday
anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and
A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church
service: "And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed
trash against us."
A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.
"How do you know what to say?" he asked.
"Why, God tells me."
"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on
and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if
we give him the money now, will he let us go?"
After the baby dedication of his baby brother in church, little Johnny
sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him
three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I want to stay with you guys!"
Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their
favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed
four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent? The Flight to Egypt, was his reply.
Pointing at each figure, Ms. Terri said, "That must be Mary,
Joseph, and Baby Jesus. But who's the fourth person?"
"Oh, that's Pontius - the pilot.
The Sunday School teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me honestly do
you say prayers before eating?"
"No sir," little Johnny replies, "I don't have to. My Mom is a
Pastor Dave Charlton tells us, "After a worship service at First Baptist
Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a fidgety seven-year
old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet.
About halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, 'If you
don't be quiet, Pastor Charlton is going to lose his place and will have to
start his sermon all over again!'